Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women:
#10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
#8 – If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4 – Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 – A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2 – A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women…..
#1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun!
My gal got a letter from Kmart the other day..seems I am banned from going..whew! Hate shopping with women! Here is what it said…
Dear Madam,
You and your male companion are barred from entering Kmart stores in the future for the following reasons:
On March 4, your male companion attempted to put a pack of M&M’s on lay away.
On April 3, your male companion would curl up on the floor whenever the loudspeaker came on and screamed..make the voices STOP!
On May 15…your male companion was observed darting around the store humming the Theme for Mission Impossible VERY loudly.
On June 8, your male companion opened a bottle of ketsup and dribbled it all the way to the womens bathroom door.
The final straw was two weeks ago when he went into the dressing room and shouted..who took the tolet paper outa here?
Thank you,
The Management
thanks gubment cheeze and marketsniper for those great jokes!
